Loki: I've decided on the single best way to enrich our collective academic experience.
Cheerleader Tigra: Oh, you're leaving?
Loki: That is my point. Every school movie features the queen of mean, who inevitably crumbles before another, superior mortal. Enchantress can only be outstopped by outdoing her completely.
Cheerleader Tigra: Are you suggesting I out-petty the pettiest person I've ever met?
Loki: I'm suggesting a contest of skill! Of agility and ability! Of peppiness!
Cheerleader Tigra: Bring it on!
Post-Action
Loki: Handspring!
Cheerleader Tigra: Backflip!
Loki: HANDSPRING!
Cheerleader Tigra: It's my routine! You aren't even in the competition!
