Iron Man: What's the hold up, Rhodey? Hurry up and join the Academy, so I can make you the best armor ever.
War Machine: I'm ready to join! I'm just not ready to believe you'd ever let my armor be better than yours.
Iron Man: Fine. Maybe not better, but bigger. Like, way bigger. I wanna turn you into an indestructible, walking tank with enough firepower to bust any monster on the planet.
War Machine: You had me at walking tank...
Post-Action
War Machine: I'm here, Tony! What should we do first?
Iron Man: Go to the Club? See if Black Widow is there? Have you nonchalantly tell her what a strong and thoughtful friend I am?
War Machine: I'd actually rather be your sidekick than your wingman. Less dangerous with a better chance of success...
