Spider-Man: I knew I should've went the long way...
Loki: You're no god of mischief, Porckchop. Your secrets continue to eat you alive. If you aren't careful, those lies might pull you apart like Toothgnasher and Toothgrinder.
Spider-Man: ...
Loki: Two mystical goats that pull my brother's chariot. He's the worst at naming things...
Spider-Man: I don't want to lie, but I have to keep this secret...
Loki: Then I suggest you find a way to relax and have fun. I wouldn't want something unfortunate to happen...
Post-Action
Loki: You look plain and bookish as usual, but much more relaxed.
Spider-Man: Yeah, that was fun. I feel way better. Thanks for the advice.
Loki: Don't thank me. Just know that you're in my debt...