Iron Spider-Man: Thanks for teaching me those dance moves, MJ. I can't really go into why it mattered, but it helped a lot. I take back everything I said about ballet not being a sport.
Mary Jane: Are you all right, Tiger? You look like you've been in a fight with Loki, Green Goblin, and a whole bunch of other weirdos.
Iron Spider-Man: You heard about that?
Mary Jane: Heard about it? Peter, it's all over the web in high-def video.
Iron Spider-Man: Be honest and tell me: Did I look cool doing it?
Mary Jane: Why would I tell you that?
Iron Spider-Man: Oh, I guess you're right. Sorry I asked.
Mary Jane: Why would I tell you when I can show you! Come on, you have to see the video clip of when you hit Doc Ock in the face with Lizard's face!
Mary Jane: So what do you think, Tiger? Did you look cool?
Iron Spider-Man: I looked cool, this Iron Spider-Man armor is cool... and you're cool, too.
Mary Jane: I can't believe you out-danced Mephisto, the literal devil.
Iron Spider-Man: I know! Aren't devils supposed to be ringers at Chess and dancing and, like, playing string instruments?
Mary Jane: I had a terrible dream about Mephisto one time. You and I were married and you made a deal with Mephisto, the literal devil, that retconned time, undid our marriage and severed the reality in which our daughter existed.
Iron Spider-Man: All I heard you say is that us being married is your definition of a terrible dream.
Mary Jane: Hey, you're the one who made a deal with the devil to avoid adult responsibilities.