Spider Man: Thanks so much for inviting me to Avengers Academy, Mr. Stark!
Iron Man: Call me Tony. Actually, go ahead and call me Mr. Stark. Nobody else does. We'll roll with it until it gets weird...
Spider Man: I just really admire your work, Mr. Stark. When you reached out to me after I won the science fair, I--
Iron Man: Sorry, I'm gonna cut you off, Peter. Not because I don't like you, but because the Mr. Stark thing is already weird. And yeah, I was impressed with your anti-magnetic inverter invention. Pretty fancy for a school project.
Spider Man: Thanks. Believe it or not, I made it mostly out of soup cans. I ate so much soup that month. Please don't offer me any soup...
Iron Man: I'm gonna offer you an internship. Eventually into Stark Industries, but first I need help here at Stark Tower while I deal with Hydra, and Cap, and all these girls who are always chasing me around. You know how it is...
Spider Man: Yes?
Iron Man: Great. Well, I just remembered that if I don't reset my security system right now, we'll both be sliced to pieces by lasers, so think it over while I pretend to not be in a hurry...
Iron Man: What do you think, Peter Parker? You wanna be Tony Stark's assistant?
Spider Man: Will I get sliced to pieces by lasers?
Iron Man: Probably not.
Spider Man: Can I leave anytime to visit my Aunt May if she needs me?
Iron Man: Absolutely.
Spider Man: I'll take it! Is that what you're supposed to say when you get a job?