Doctor Voodoo: Your last doctor left extensive notes. She worked with you for a while, ever since the baseball incident. She noted childhood trauma and abandonment, impulse control, a lack of empathy...
Bullseye: Are you gonna try to change me, too?
Doctor Voodoo: Do you want to change?
Bullseye: My old therapist tried. It took her death for me to realize I don't need to change.
Doctor Voodoo: ...Let's try something different.
Bullseye: Is this Villain's Anonymous?
Jack O' Lantern: Hell yeah! I was hopin' we'd get another assassin up in this place!
Green Goblin: I still don't know why I'm here.
A.I.M. Scientist: Because some of these good guys are pretty cool, and we want 'em to like us. And you threw pumpkin bombs everywhere that one time, and--