Wasp: Spider-Man 2099! How's it going for you in the past-present?! Are you getting homesick for the future? Are you getting confused by things like toasters and cell phones? Are you getting annoyed by Loki?
Spider-Man 2099: All those things.
Wasp: You need to relax! You're carrying the weight of the whole future on that awesome outfit's shoulders. It's time to party like it's 2099!
Spider-Man 2099: I still don't get it.
Wasp: Do you feel better after having some fun instead of worrying about killer Symbiotes and evil corporations?
Spider-Man 2099: Yeah, thanks. I even ordered some wrestling tickets. I'm a huge Lucha Libre fan. It's the most popular sport in Nueva York. I'd wrestle myself, but it doesn't seem fair with my powers...
Wasp: I love wrestling!
Spider-Man 2099: You do?!
Wasp: Waspocalypse only cares about the championship belt, brother! You wanna step in the steel cage with me?!
Spider-Man 2099: No, I definitely don't want to do that...